Tag Archives: lunch
Not-Entirely Paella with Cauliflower Rice
I’m just mad about saffron, saffron’s mad about this bitch he used to date in college who totally broke his heart and the holidays are especially hard for him because she hooked up with smoked paprika senior year and they had a kid and so they’re trying to make it work and now it’s like, how […]
Oatmeal Gingerbread Cookies
I like my cookies like a like my men: a little spicy, brunette, chock full of maple syrup undertones, well-established, successful, intelligent, hilarious, and unopposed to oatmeal. If my cookie doesn’t have a PhD, I’m all like, “WHERE’S YOUR PHD, COOKIE? HUH? THE FUCK.” And then I eat the cookie. To prove a point/eat a […]
Shakshuka
If you ogle food photos on the regular like everyone ever, you’ve probably come across Shakshuka. After initial thoughts of “HEY WHAT A FUN WORD” subside, you have a choice: Make the Shakshuka that basically just undressed you with its eyes, or button up and move along to more food porn. Being a BWOACIS (Bitch […]
Real Freekehn’ Good Veggie Burgers
Oh the puns we’ll have! See what I did there? Meta. Anyways…veggie burgers! I stumbled upon the Minimalist Baker’s Black Bean Beet Burgers and was immediately smitten with it. Her use of grains and black beans makes for a really good lookin’ veggie burger. So like any 20something female, I Pinned the fuck out of that recipe and […]
Double Chocolate Banana Bread Protein Bars
There are few things I love more than making banana bread that isn’t quite banana bread. So much so that when I came home from work on Saturday night, instead of curling up in fetal position and crying because I just spent all Saturday at work with the foreboding knowledge I’d be spending all Sunday at work […]
Puttanesca
I’m having a really hard time refraining from making all of the puns right now. Ok, mainly just that I’m puttanesca on the ritz. Now that’s out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter. What’s easy, fun to say, and ever so versatile? No, not some slut named Bambi or something who […]
Spicy Basil Eggplant and Seitan with Zucchini Noodles
If I had to choose a favorite herb that could double as a sassy name for a terrier, it would definitely be basil. Add it to eggplant and onions and peppers and seitan and a spicy sauce atop a bed of zucchini noodles and you’re gonna have a good time. Or a really weird terrier. Delicious, but weird. Aromatic, […]
Salted Caramel Chocolate Chunk Bars
I had a really real moment with a girl behind the counter at Magnolia Cupcakes in Grand Central the other day. “Can I have a chocolate chip cookie?” “Yes.” (smile, no movement, dead eyes. classic.) “the cookie…” I point at it. I think we might be playing chicken, not sure. I’ve never been very good […]
Fried Cauliflower Rice
I am getting so bad at this blogging thing, huh? I feel like it’s 1 part being a student, 1 part being poor, 2 parts I eat like shit these days. (SEE HOW I PUT IT INTO COOKING WORDS?) So problem 1 and problem 2 are going to be constants until problem 1 is solved by employment […]
Cucumber Salad
Remember that time I forgot I had a blog for 13 days? Awkwaaaard. Now that that’s out of the way, Cucumber Salad time! I love cucumber salad because I am a woman and we ladies love our cucumber salads. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m not. So probably don’t bother. Light and springy and […]
Quiche-a-Week 