Tag Archives: hor d’oeuvres
Summer Rolls
Remember that time winter lasted for forever/it’s probably going to snow tomorrow anyways? I know I’m not the only one shaking my fist at the sky significantly more than usual this season. I’ve cursed the gray skies, told the snow to suck it, given the wind the finger. My anger at the weather burned like […]
FebRAWary: Raw Vegan Sushi with Curry Peanut Sauce
This has been a really big week. First off, I thought of the word “FebRAWary” halfway through a very stimulating day at my very stimulating job doing very stimulating things. The things themselves were just moderately stimulating, if we’re being honest. But I love lying so much that I just can’t keep lying to myself. […]
Mac and Cheez Pockets
As someone who likes putting things inside of other things for the sake of convenience and mobility as much as I do, you’d think I own dozens of purses or sets of Russian dolls or cars that seat an excessive amount of clowns. But alas, my deep fascination with putting things in things begins and […]
Spicy Vegan “Sushi” Tofu Bites
Have you ever had a really great idea in an unusual place? The bathroom? School? The bathroom at school? It feels pretty great, right? It’s like you’re striking gold on an expedition to some weird, never explored land. You haven’t found intelligent life forms yet but by God you have a fantastic plan for next […]
Black Bean Spaghetti Nests
I’m pretty sure it’s fitting that the last thing to be made in my tiny can’t-maneuver-in-without-dropping-and-shattering-innumerable-jars-of-peanut-butter kitchen turned out to be my favorite thing I’ve ever dreamt up. Black Bean Spaghetti Nests have all the classic elements of the perfect dish: a) protein and fiber heavy b) light on carbs c) handheld/fucking adorable and d) […]
Cherry Poppers and Zulka Morena Pure Cane Sugar Giveaway
There are a few classic lines from movies that I just can’t get enough of. “This screen’s getting all blue-y on me.” “How long have you been a robber?” “Four foot one, sir!” “Leeloo Dallas Multipass!” “Now I’ve popped both your cherries.” skip to the recipe skip to the Zulka Morena Pure Cane Sugar Giveaway […]
Dates in a Blanket & Dessert Dates in a Snuggie – a vegan finger food bonanza
You know when you’re cooking with dates and you want to make a pun so bad about relationships and the trials and tribulations of being the crazy one shouldn’t stick their dick in because it just seems like a soul shattering, guffaw inducing pun should be right there, on the tip of your tongue, the tip of […]
Baby Bella Pizza Bites
There are two types of people in the world: those whose mothers bought Bagel Bites and those whose mothers were never meant to bear children. Let’s be real. When you were growing up you were either suffering from moderate to severe burns on the roof of your mouth or you were one of those kids […]
Vegan Rainbow Lasagna Veggie Stacks
Jump past story time and stack some stuff instead… While I was busy fighting falling down into an unconscious stupor at work Saturday night (I ate a Grilled Peanut Butter and Jalapeno Sandwich around 2am Saturday morning at my favorite PBJ+J bar so that’s telling), I’m pretty sure I started hallucinating about beets. The part […]
Mediterranean Portobello Pizzas
I don’t like pizza. When my friends ask me why, after they’ve gotten over the initial shock of it all (I live in New York where apparently this is not okay?), I explain it this way: one time I broke it down and realized pizza is nothing more than white bread doused in pasta sauce […]
Quiche-a-Week 