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Oatmeal Gingerbread Cookies
I like my cookies like a like my men: a little spicy, brunette, chock full of maple syrup undertones, well-established, successful, intelligent, hilarious, and unopposed to oatmeal. If my cookie doesn’t have a PhD, I’m all like, “WHERE’S YOUR PHD, COOKIE? HUH? THE FUCK.” And then I eat the cookie. To prove a point/eat a […]
Real Freekehn’ Good Veggie Burgers
Oh the puns we’ll have! See what I did there? Meta. Anyways…veggie burgers! I stumbled upon the Minimalist Baker’s Black Bean Beet Burgers and was immediately smitten with it. Her use of grains and black beans makes for a really good lookin’ veggie burger. So like any 20something female, I Pinned the fuck out of that recipe and […]
Double Chocolate Banana Bread Protein Bars
There are few things I love more than making banana bread that isn’t quite banana bread. So much so that when I came home from work on Saturday night, instead of curling up in fetal position and crying because I just spent all Saturday at work with the foreboding knowledge I’d be spending all Sunday at work […]
Puttanesca
I’m having a really hard time refraining from making all of the puns right now. Ok, mainly just that I’m puttanesca on the ritz. Now that’s out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter. What’s easy, fun to say, and ever so versatile? No, not some slut named Bambi or something who […]
Brownie Ice Cream Brownie Cake. (Brownie.)
If you were to look at a timeline of my actions yesterday, you’d probably ask me if I was trippin’. Maybe even straight trippin, I don’t know. Then you’d ask me three more times and then I’d start worrying you were having a stroke and start casually looking for telltale signs. What I’m saying is, […]
Salted Caramel Chocolate Chunk Bars
I had a really real moment with a girl behind the counter at Magnolia Cupcakes in Grand Central the other day. “Can I have a chocolate chip cookie?” “Yes.” (smile, no movement, dead eyes. classic.) “the cookie…” I point at it. I think we might be playing chicken, not sure. I’ve never been very good […]
Fried Cauliflower Rice
I am getting so bad at this blogging thing, huh? I feel like it’s 1 part being a student, 1 part being poor, 2 parts I eat like shit these days. (SEE HOW I PUT IT INTO COOKING WORDS?) So problem 1 and problem 2 are going to be constants until problem 1 is solved by employment […]
Cucumber Salad
Remember that time I forgot I had a blog for 13 days? Awkwaaaard. Now that that’s out of the way, Cucumber Salad time! I love cucumber salad because I am a woman and we ladies love our cucumber salads. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m not. So probably don’t bother. Light and springy and […]
Sweet Noodle-less Kugel
Some might call me an enigma. But “enigma” has always made me think “enema” and then I have to google enema to make sure I’m not actually thinking of the movie Enemy of the State. Basically, I’ll think it’s an insult. So I prefer being called a puzzle. A mystery inside a cop drama inside of a Rubik’s […]
Banana Bread Stuffed Baked Apples
Any time you stuff a something into another thing, you’re going to have a pretty good time. This has been proven time, and time, and time again. Also, Puppy Surprise. It’s a weird thing we, the American people, have with things inside of things making both A and B things better as a C thing. It’s like we cannot […]
Quiche-a-Week 