Tag Archives: kid-friendly
Double Chocolate Banana Bread Protein Bars
There are few things I love more than making banana bread that isn’t quite banana bread. So much so that when I came home from work on Saturday night, instead of curling up in fetal position and crying because I just spent all Saturday at work with the foreboding knowledge I’d be spending all Sunday at work […]
Puttanesca
I’m having a really hard time refraining from making all of the puns right now. Ok, mainly just that I’m puttanesca on the ritz. Now that’s out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter. What’s easy, fun to say, and ever so versatile? No, not some slut named Bambi or something who […]
Cold Sesame Zucchini Noodles
I call a lot of things I love “stupid.” My favorite clothes are “stupid cute.” My favorite mode of transportation is “stupid long walks.” My dog is “stupid.” And Cold Sesame Zucchini Noodles are stupid on a whole new level: stupid healthy, stupid easy, stupid good. Alright, I think I just reached my quota for that […]
Banana Bread Stuffed Baked Apples
Any time you stuff a something into another thing, you’re going to have a pretty good time. This has been proven time, and time, and time again. Also, Puppy Surprise. It’s a weird thing we, the American people, have with things inside of things making both A and B things better as a C thing. It’s like we cannot […]
Summer Rolls
Remember that time winter lasted for forever/it’s probably going to snow tomorrow anyways? I know I’m not the only one shaking my fist at the sky significantly more than usual this season. I’ve cursed the gray skies, told the snow to suck it, given the wind the finger. My anger at the weather burned like […]
Baked Jalapeño Poppers
By definition, jalapeño poppers are where the party’s at. You could be all alone at your apartment around 1pm on a Thursday and BOOM suddenly there’s the party. At where you are. Sure, it’s still just you and your dog but I’ll be damned if you two aren’t high fiving and talking about The Sports […]
Winter Revival Veggie Chili
PRAISE! What? That’s not the revival we’re talking about here? Then what the fuck am I doing with this giant event tent and my roving naivety? This always happens to me! [skip the parts where I talk about why vegetables and beans are good for you] No, no. This vegetarian chili is not that kind […]
Samoa Girl Scout Cookie Ice Cream. (That deserves a period.)
Spoiler Alert: I’ve never purchased a box of Girl Scout cookies. I am strictly a “these will fall into my lap and then be repositioned to fall into my mouth” Girl Scout cookie eater. The fact is, I don’t really like them all that much. Plus, I hate “doing things for the community” and “supporting […]
Spinach and Mushroom Tofu Scramble with a side of Tofu Home Fries
So here’s a weird something: this breakfast was the first meal I have cooked to order for myself in months. The last thing I prepared and ate while it was still hot was Bok Choy and Peanut Sauce and that doesn’t even count because I was drunk. So drunk. Otherwise I eat a lot of salads, […]
FebRAWary: Raw Vegan Sushi with Curry Peanut Sauce
This has been a really big week. First off, I thought of the word “FebRAWary” halfway through a very stimulating day at my very stimulating job doing very stimulating things. The things themselves were just moderately stimulating, if we’re being honest. But I love lying so much that I just can’t keep lying to myself. […]
Quiche-a-Week 