Tag Archives: vegan
Vegan Red Beans and [Cauliflower] Rice
You know that song by Usher called Confessions? Yeah, me neither. So I googled it – turns out there is not just one set of Usher-ed confessions, but two. Which is weird because I’m pretty sure the only thing Usher has ever done that’s worth of confessing is being the smuggest little bitch on earth […]
Gwyneth Paltrow-ized Baked Power Oatmeal PB+J Squares
I am not reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. I am not reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. I am not reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. (I am reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. Fuck. And I totally love it. Double fuck.) I blame New York Magazine. And society. And buckwheat. And her delicate prose that I can’t help but read aloud […]
Coconut White Russian Ice Cream [vegan] + Tropical Fruit Margaritas
On Friday, May 3rd, 2013, I went from having zero alcohol in my apartment at all ever to $100 poorer in various liquors and liqueurs despite only looking for tequila. What I’m trying to say is I go big or go home and then I go home and go big and by “big” I mean […]
Peanut Butter & Jelly & Sriracha Chocolate Chip Cookies [vegan]
So there’s this bar by my apartment called South. It’s right next to another bar and a block away from another bar and two blocks to the right of another 4 other bars and 3 blocks to the left of 2 more bars and it’s not the bar I live above. Do you see what […]
Fruit Tart [Raw + Vegan + Gluten-Free + Blah Blah Blah]
I think it’s a fact that fruit tarts are neck and neck on the Impress-O-Meter with miniature things. That’s some pretty impressive company to be in. I mean, people love miniature things. Something about nimble fingers in general elicits oohs and aahs and sexual innuendos. People go nuts over pieces of fruit spiraling around a pie pan […]
Vegan Pad Thai (Noodle-Free!)
Have you ever met anyone who doesn’t like Pad Thai? Or at least respect it? Cherish it? Write weird love letters to it that aren’t really all that weird because you just don’t understand what we have because love and Pad Thai and love? What I’m getting at is that I think everyone harbors at […]
Oreo Vegan Cheesecake and Mira Brands Food Container Giveaway!
Jump to the giveaway! Jump to the recipe! I’ve admitted already that my apartment has zero tables to speak of. What I haven’t mentioned before is how awkwardly tiny my kitchen is. Even with an Ikea kitchen cart, I have about enough room to consistently drop 3-4 items daily, shattering at least one thing a […]
Vegan Rainbow Lasagna Veggie Stacks
Jump past story time and stack some stuff instead… While I was busy fighting falling down into an unconscious stupor at work Saturday night (I ate a Grilled Peanut Butter and Jalapeno Sandwich around 2am Saturday morning at my favorite PBJ+J bar so that’s telling), I’m pretty sure I started hallucinating about beets. The part […]
Sesame Crusted Tofu and Green Beans
There are a couple things you can do with the leftover sesame and flax seeds from your Vegan Raw Crunch Bars. You can accidentally spill them from time to time, place to place, ensuring you’ll find a seed or twelve in your hair along with the copious amount of dog hair in places it doesn’t […]
Vegan Raw Crunch Bars
I need to tell you a secret. Don’t worry, I’m not pregnant/harboring any (serious) psychiatric problems/a combination of both. But really, is there any other way to be pregnant? Exactly. skip my secret and go to the recipe because, whatever, you’ve never liked me much anyways… Moving on. No. It’s even worse…I’m an absolute snob […]
