Tag Archives: peanut butter
Gwyneth Paltrow-ized Baked Power Oatmeal PB+J Squares
I am not reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. I am not reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. I am not reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. (I am reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. Fuck. And I totally love it. Double fuck.) I blame New York Magazine. And society. And buckwheat. And her delicate prose that I can’t help but read aloud […]
Peanut Butter & Jelly & Sriracha Chocolate Chip Cookies [vegan]
So there’s this bar by my apartment called South. It’s right next to another bar and a block away from another bar and two blocks to the right of another 4 other bars and 3 blocks to the left of 2 more bars and it’s not the bar I live above. Do you see what […]
Food Review: Smari Organic Icelandic Yogurt
So, when I shared my Tabouli recipe a few weeks ago, I made mention of my master grocery list. It’s evolved over time – I’ve learned more about my own personal nutrition goals, I’ve tasted a lot of different kinds of ice cream (frozen kefir! frozen kefir!), I’ve gotten into celery in a big way. […]
Raw Vegan Brownies, & Blondies and Dirty Blondes
What’s a Blondie topped with a Brownie? A slut? BAM. skip my misogyny and hurry on to the recipe! Sometimes you just have to get back to basics and make something that involves very little making. Call it laziness, call it a lingering fear of my oven from that time I set my kitchen on fire, […]
TOFU SCRAMBLE WRAPS with MAPLE PEANUT BUTTERNUT SQUASH SPREAD and SPICY CHAYOTE RELISH
there are so many words in this title! let me know why! now! Sometimes these posts, these recipes, are inspired by Facebook. My own statuses, to be exact. Feel free to engage in some harmless guffawing. It’s kind of embarrassing, sure, in the way we are all supposed to generally accept that Facebook is embarrassing. […]
Vanilla Protein Cake with Peanut Butter Frosting [vegan options]
So listen. I’m good at a lot of things. Ok, like at least 4-6 things. (Wait’l you hear me whistle!) Icing cakes is not one of them. let’s not talk about my shortcomings…let’s talk about my cakecomings. recipe jump! I can blow dry my bangs really well; I cannot ice a cake. I can walk […]
Valentine’s Day Peanut Butter Spinach Cakes Two Ways
It’s been way too long since I’ve put peanut butter where it doesn’t belong. And I’m not counting all those times I’ve slathered it on my face in a masque like fashion. Peanut butter definitely belongs there. It’s been even longer since I last outlined my heart shaped food with a sriracha. What the hell […]
Hot and Spicy Seitan Tenders
I’ve always loved condiments. In middle school, I’d eat condiments for lunch. And like, that’s it. Straight condiments. Except if you count my fingers. Because I was eating condiments off my fingers. (I HAD ALL THE FRIENDS.) To avoid being a social pariah or some sort of leper or some sort of social pariah leper, […]
Steamed Celery in Peanut Sauce
Ok, maybe I misread the menu. Maybe it’s because I can’t read. Maybe a lot of things. But when I ordered Steamed Salad* from Red Hot II in my Brooklyn neighborhood of Park Slope via Seamless last week, I’m not sure what I was expecting but it probably wasn’t celery in peanut sauce. Luckily celery […]
Homemade Luna Bars (and balls) – feeding an addiction.
Is this a safe place? Can we indulge in some Real Talk™? Is that a trademark symbol? Trademarked things promote honesty, or so I’m making up right this second. So I’m going to be real. Excuse me. Real™. I have a 2 Luna Bar a day problem. click here to skip my emotional turmoil and […]
