Tag Archives: mushrooms
Baby Bella Pizza Bites
There are two types of people in the world: those whose mothers bought Bagel Bites and those whose mothers were never meant to bear children. Let’s be real. When you were growing up you were either suffering from moderate to severe burns on the roof of your mouth or you were one of those kids […]
TOFU SCRAMBLE WRAPS with MAPLE PEANUT BUTTERNUT SQUASH SPREAD and SPICY CHAYOTE RELISH
there are so many words in this title! let me know why! now! Sometimes these posts, these recipes, are inspired by Facebook. My own statuses, to be exact. Feel free to engage in some harmless guffawing. It’s kind of embarrassing, sure, in the way we are all supposed to generally accept that Facebook is embarrassing. […]
Oven-Baked Ratatouille
*I’m trying this thing where I write more and let you escape much sooner…so go on, get…to the recipe. Let me paint the scene. It’s Monday. I’m at work. It’s really, crazy busy. Ok, ok one of those things is a lie and I’m pretty sure it’s not the day of the week. Although, I […]
Mediterranean Portobello Pizzas
I don’t like pizza. When my friends ask me why, after they’ve gotten over the initial shock of it all (I live in New York where apparently this is not okay?), I explain it this way: one time I broke it down and realized pizza is nothing more than white bread doused in pasta sauce […]
Baked Veggie Spaghettis with Vegan Pumpkin Ricotta
Cue the copious amounts of seasonal recipes! So many good fall things happening here. First off, it’s officially tights-under-shorts weather. Praise! Second, it’s spaghetti squash season and dare I say spaghetti squash tastes better than spaghetti? I dared! I dared! Third, pumpkin. Pumpkin in everything. Because fall. I doubt I’m the only one, but I […]
Vegan Bean and Veggie Burgers
Recently I’ve been craving oatmeal. This wouldn’t be noteworthy to anyone else but everyone 2-3 people (hey you, you, and perhaps you!) know that I don’t really eat carbs. I might be terrified of them. No. “Terrified” is too strong. I’m terrified of knives. Petrified. Objectified? No thats not it. I-don’t-want-them-fied. There it is. Of course this also […]
“Steak” and “Cheesy” Mashed “Potatoes” and “Air Quotes”
My index and middle fingers hurt from air quoting so hard. But like I always say, “no pain, no sassy eye brow raising smirk giving are-you-in-on-this-joke gain.” Now my lungs hurt from always saying that. Look what you’ve done! Ok. Let’s call this what it really is: Roasted Portobello Mushroom Caps and Vegan Cheesy Cauliflower […]
Vegan Cream of Fancy Mushroom Soup
I get a lot done on the Broadway Local R train from Manhattan to Brooklyn. I fix my bangs in my reflection in the window. (They look good.) I read a few pages of a book before getting a headache. (Words hurt my eyeballs.) I stare at people. (…) And while I’m pretty sure the […]
Veggie Seitan Layer Cake
Ok it’s not really a cake. Sorry. But it would taste weird with icing. Not bad. Just weird. Actually… No. No icing. Savory layer cake. That’s what this is. And it incorporates all the veggies and colors you could want with a significant bunch of protein (31g a serving! crimony!!) you could use.
