Tag Archives: flaxseed
Gwyneth Paltrow-ized Baked Power Oatmeal PB+J Squares
I am not reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. I am not reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. I am not reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. (I am reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook. Fuck. And I totally love it. Double fuck.) I blame New York Magazine. And society. And buckwheat. And her delicate prose that I can’t help but read aloud […]
Peanut Butter & Jelly & Sriracha Chocolate Chip Cookies [vegan]
So there’s this bar by my apartment called South. It’s right next to another bar and a block away from another bar and two blocks to the right of another 4 other bars and 3 blocks to the left of 2 more bars and it’s not the bar I live above. Do you see what […]
Food Review: Smari Organic Icelandic Yogurt
So, when I shared my Tabouli recipe a few weeks ago, I made mention of my master grocery list. It’s evolved over time – I’ve learned more about my own personal nutrition goals, I’ve tasted a lot of different kinds of ice cream (frozen kefir! frozen kefir!), I’ve gotten into celery in a big way. […]
Fruit Tart [Raw + Vegan + Gluten-Free + Blah Blah Blah]
I think it’s a fact that fruit tarts are neck and neck on the Impress-O-Meter with miniature things. That’s some pretty impressive company to be in. I mean, people love miniature things. Something about nimble fingers in general elicits oohs and aahs and sexual innuendos. People go nuts over pieces of fruit spiraling around a pie pan […]
Oreo Vegan Cheesecake and Mira Brands Food Container Giveaway!
Jump to the giveaway! Jump to the recipe! I’ve admitted already that my apartment has zero tables to speak of. What I haven’t mentioned before is how awkwardly tiny my kitchen is. Even with an Ikea kitchen cart, I have about enough room to consistently drop 3-4 items daily, shattering at least one thing a […]
Sesame Crusted Tofu and Green Beans
There are a couple things you can do with the leftover sesame and flax seeds from your Vegan Raw Crunch Bars. You can accidentally spill them from time to time, place to place, ensuring you’ll find a seed or twelve in your hair along with the copious amount of dog hair in places it doesn’t […]
Vegan Raw Crunch Bars
I need to tell you a secret. Don’t worry, I’m not pregnant/harboring any (serious) psychiatric problems/a combination of both. But really, is there any other way to be pregnant? Exactly. skip my secret and go to the recipe because, whatever, you’ve never liked me much anyways… Moving on. No. It’s even worse…I’m an absolute snob […]
Raw Vegan Brownies, & Blondies and Dirty Blondes
What’s a Blondie topped with a Brownie? A slut? BAM. skip my misogyny and hurry on to the recipe! Sometimes you just have to get back to basics and make something that involves very little making. Call it laziness, call it a lingering fear of my oven from that time I set my kitchen on fire, […]
Personalized Baked Tofu Nuggets
Here’s a tip: when you’re entering the world of baking with avocado instead of butter for the first time, make sure you have some leftover tofu in your fridge that’s literally dying to be made into emergency tofu nuggets. Otherwise, you’re just being irresponsible. Yeah so my first foray into avocado-ed baking was a bust. […]
Pumpkininny Muffins [vegan]
Chocolate optional. IF YOU’RE A MONSTER. Every now and then you happen upon a recipe that makes you wish you could Scrooge McDuck swan dive into the mixing bowl. I’m talking about insanely incredible batter, folks. I’m talking about Pumpkininny Muffins. And DuckTales. Woo-oo. If you can keep yourself from going to town on the batter […]
